brianshaler: Guy1 on subway mentioned mustache contest. Me: "Some people tell...
brianshaler: Guy1 on subway mentioned mustache contest. Me: "Some people tell me to enter one." Guy2 walks up: "You should enter in a mustache contest."
View ArticleMsHerr: "did your thing do something funny again?" -me to @sunnythaper...
MsHerr: "did your thing do something funny again?" -me to @sunnythaper #eloquence
View Articlerhjr: Intern: "How many languages do you know again?" @sunnythaper: "Four."...
rhjr: Intern: "How many languages do you know again?" @sunnythaper: "Four." Intern: "You should learn Jive next."
View ArticleTrulyChes: Dear headache, you have 10 minutes. Go away.
TrulyChes: Dear headache, you have 10 minutes. Go away.
View Articlejantzie: And she's buying a stairway to 7-Eleven®
jantzie: And she's buying a stairway to 7-Eleven®
View Articlecurtism: OH: I'm so disgusted I'm possibly aroused.
curtism: OH: I'm so disgusted I'm possibly aroused.
View Articlejose602: Imma let you finish but Scarface had the best mansion death of all...
jose602: Imma let you finish but Scarface had the best mansion death of all time!
View Articlewillbradley: Like, are there people in NYC just sitting around... DUDE. GET...
willbradley: Like, are there people in NYC just sitting around... DUDE. GET MY FLAG CAPE. I DON'T KNOW WHY YET, JUST GRAB IT.
View ArticleVikkyV: Your body is a taco stand- juan mayer
VikkyV: Your body is a taco stand- juan mayer
View Articleronji: Tall person problems: Making eye contact with a person over the stall...
ronji: Tall person problems: Making eye contact with a person over the stall walls before sitting down and taking care of business. They know...
View ArticleVikkyV: Accidentally text someone last night "It's Victor with the moiststache"
VikkyV: Accidentally text someone last night "It's Victor with the moiststache"
View ArticleNatron602: Fuck your life?! I barely know it!
Natron602: Fuck your life?! I barely know it!
View Articletardwhi5perer: Happy birthday to the ground
tardwhi5perer: Happy birthday to the ground
View Articlemerp: Oh (@sunnythaper): so what you're saying is... Fat bitches can only...
merp: Oh (@sunnythaper): so what you're saying is... Fat bitches can only trust men???
View Articleaustinmiles: I love how tall and slender I feel standing next to absurdly...
austinmiles: I love how tall and slender I feel standing next to absurdly short extremely obese women.
View Articlemichinyun: @sunnythaper Wait a minute. I thought you just magically appeared...
michinyun: @sunnythaper Wait a minute. I thought you just magically appeared when good food, great drinks, and beautiful women congregate.
View Articlebrianshaler: Overheard: "It's like a burst of new experience in your mouth....
brianshaler: Overheard: "It's like a burst of new experience in your mouth. What. That's what it is. Try it." (@jimjeffers)
View Articlecourdek: OH "my friend is really sick. She either has bulimia or AIDS"
courdek: OH "my friend is really sick. She either has bulimia or AIDS"
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